My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
(via laughbitches)
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
(via laughbitches)
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
(via laughbitches)
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
(via my-life-as-molly)
is natural selection a legit excuse to murder someone
(via hugs-kissessluts-bitches)
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
(via s0justsayfuckit)
the last one omfg
THE LAST ONE MADE ICE CREAM COME OUT MY NSOE
I AM THE OLD MAN AT THE END
WE ARE THE SAME PERSON OMG
ITs aLWAYS RAINING IN MY MIND
FAVORITE 😂❤😂
(via laughbitches)
